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    • Spring Break
      • GoFundMonica
    • Indulgence
      • Cake Recipes for Every Diet
      • Things to Give Up for Lent
      • Meatless Mondays: A Harrowing Tale of Lenten Woe
    • Melting Pot
      • Monetizing a Lifestyle: The Minimalists Lean In
      • Pros and Cons of the Sweet Life
      • A Modern Epistolary Saga
      • How to Fix a Broken Alcoholic
      • How DOES she do it? Get the inside scoop on Kellyanne’s look!
      • Rump: The Art of the Veal
      • Jester’s 2017 Oscar Predictions
      • Escape to No Man’s Land
    • Amorous
      • Open Letter to My Upstairs Neighbor
      • My Golden Nugget
      • Dispatch from the Front Lines of a Columbia Love Story
      • A Female Black Widow Spider’s Ode to Love
      • Obamaself
      • 50 Shades of WTF
    • Disease
      • CDC Director Fired for Diagnosing America with Cancer
      • A Pair of Parasites
      • My Addiction to Rubbish Campus Bars is Ruining my Life
    • Trust Issues
      • How to Shut Down Tough Questions: Student Addition
      • CUTER DOGS TO END MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES ON CAMPUS!
      • Harry Potter and the Stoned Confession
      • Squeaky Clean Room
      • Scrapped Letters to Barack
      • It’s the I’m Traveling the World LiveJournal!
    • 2016
      • Cold Turkey
        • Research Team at Columbia Proposes New Method to Quit Smoking
        • CARTOON: Regrets of a Pardoned Bird
        • Prez Bo Pardons a Turkey
        • Acknowledging the Huge Turkey in the Room
        • Leftovers Spark Existential Crisis
      • It’s All Relative
        • How to Deal with THAT Uncle
        • CARTOON: Einstein’s Theory of General Election Relativity
        • Relative Roundup: A Quick Analysis of Your Average ‘Merican Family
      • Literally
        • Ghost of Area Basic Bitch Appears on Ellen, Shares Haunting Message
        • Literally, Literarily
        • BREAKING: White Girl Hipsters Have Found a New Word
        • Columbia Students Literally Have No Friends
      • Erection Coverage
        • Erection Headline Digest
        • CNN Coverage of SNL Coverage of Election 2016
        • Euslace Willey wants YOU to vote!
        • We See You, Random Counties in Ohio
        • Molester for President
        • Interest in Space Travel Increases Post-Election
        • GroupMe misunderstanding cleared up by Bwog commenter
      • Christmas
        • Get Your Christmas Village On (Sponsored by Macy’s)
        • The Christmas Creep
        • The Victimhood of Mrs. Claus
        • How the Stinch Destroyed Christmas
        • Santa Claus is hiring Syrian Refugees in the North Pole, and both Elves and Parents are super pissed
      • Bug
        • Dispatch from the Front Lines of Midterm Season
        • Tommy, 4, Mourns for Bug’s Life Characters (Even P. T. Flea)
        • Gregor Samsa in 2016
        • When the Only Meat is Bug Meat
        • Katsaridaphobic Conspiracy Theories
        • Uber Bug Empties Bank Accounts of All Silicon Valley Users
      • Missed Connections
        • LinkedIn Lucy
        • Diary of a Bubble Eyed Guppy
        • Sherry O’Connor Took My Idea
        • Timmy Saves the Day
        • Kate Paulson
        • Missed Connections: To Yiddish Speaking Guy From the Party in McBain
      • Heist
        • Heism: A Multi-Generational Struggle for Inequality
        • Introducing the Heist: A Funeral Vehicle for Deceased Crime Lords
        • Debate Roundup
        • The Tommy Robinson Underwear Heist
        • Edward Snowden Still Owes Me $30
      • Pumpkin
        • Has Tinderella Found Bae?
        • Polish Women Unite to Strike Against Forced Pumpkin Ownership
        • 6 Pumpkin DIYs to Make This Halloween Extra Spooky
        • Best Things to Do in a Pumpkin Patch
        • Live your best life; Live that bitch life: The Story of Pumpkin Johnson
        • Goodbye Pumpkin Spice Lattes…Hello Winter Squash Spice Lattes
      • Not Dick Jokes
        • New Year, New Jester: Our Mission Statement
        • Tickle Me Pink: The Making of a Crayola Miracle
        • Stand Up for the Real Deal
        • Short Lived #cocksoutforcecil Campaign Falls Flaccid with Law Enforcement
        • Breaking News: Kanye West Publishes his own Coffee Table Book
      • Real Estate
      • For the Love of the Game
      • Senior Bullshit
        • Senior Bullshit Profile: Sara Wright
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      • Claire Noyer
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