On John Jay Elevators

Andrew Schur   Ahhh yes. The doors opening is as satisfying as hearing the Indian technician pick up your 1-800…

Geometric Lines: A Joke

Tracy Paltoo Two lines walk into a bar. One line says to the other: “I don’t see your point” The…

Senior Bullshit Profile: King Kai-nhool

Name: King Kai-nhool Name on seekingarrangement.com: King Kai-nhool Favourite STD:  Gonorrhea, hands down. I think it reminds me of Columbia itself, because…

Senior Bullshit Profile: Sara Wright

  Name: Sara Wright Name on seekingarrangement.com: Flute Mama Favourite STD: Wut BDSM Safeword: Banana Do you believe that the Marching Band should storm…