Michelle Goff


Treasurer. Michelle Goff has been around now for several hundreds of years, much to the dismay of the many people who have tried to get rid of her. Whether she is a superhuman or a monster remains a question of intense debate, but Michelle would like to apologize most sincerely for that one situation when she almost brought about the end of the world. She now spends her time on more calming activities and releases her inner rage by writing for the Jester.


Trifling With Death



Things to Give Up for Lent


Escape to No Man’s Land


How DOES she do it? Get the inside scoop on Kellyanne’s look!


Pros and Cons of the Sweet Life




A Pair of Parasites


Squeaky Clean Room


Leftovers Spark Existential Crisis


Relative Roundup: A Quick Analysis of Your Average ‘Merican Family


BREAKING: White Girl Hipsters Have Found a New Word


Interest in Space Travel Increases Post-Election


How the Stinch Destroyed Christmas


Katsaridaphobic Conspiracy Theories


Timmy Saves the Day


Heism: A Multi-Generational Struggle for Inequality


Best Things to Do in a Pumpkin Patch