Catherina Gioino aka Cat


Editor-in-Chief. Lost Cat! Last seen in the deep bowels of underground discotheques. If found, please ignore all her sexual advances and incredibly dull jokes and return to said deep bowels.

Caffeine-addicted first year wonders why she wakes up with headaches after returning home from her first semester


Record number of journalists are running for office because of the job stability


Hamilton Professors Adopt MTA Rush Hour Practice


Petition to Make a 7th Floor Hamilton Lecture Count as a PE Req


Contemplate Your Life Span


I Chose Columbia Because I Didn’t Want to Go to a Football School


Rump: The Art of the Veal


Professors Really Taking Advantage of Guns Given to them by the Trump Administration


A Recycling PSA from Your Neighborhood Religious Gun Group: Different Uses for Your Used Condom


A Modern Epistolary Saga


Dispatch from the Front Lines of a Columbia Love Story


Scrapped Letters to Barack


Acknowledging the Huge Turkey in the Room


Dispatch from the Front Lines of Midterm Season


Sherry O’Connor Took My Idea