Reasons why Communism isn’t a bad idea… as told by student answers to “how was the first week of school?”

Malia Simon |

1. Too much stress.


2. The establishment is wrought with corruption and absolutely designed for us to fail.

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3. I’m just in the mood to do something fun again


4. I wasn’t able to take Intro to American Politics.

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5. Funny you should ask! It just so happens that I’ve been opening my mind and gaining new and diverse perspectives on life!

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6. We all just need to take more ‘Me-Time’.


7. Group projects are so fun.


8. My Calc professor is twenty-five and supremely fuckable, but nothing could ever happen between us because of the pesky power difference!


9. I’ve been talking to a lot of Econ majors from Carman…