Does it strike you as odd that from a recent survey only 18% of females at Columbia believed that their administration would conduct a fair assessment of sexual assault on campus? If you want to know more, follow this link:
Why is this the case? Who is the mastermind who goes about making unfair assessments of sexual assault on campus? Evidently, that mastermind is me, Suzanne Goldberg.
I wake up everyday with one thought on my mind: how can I make Columbia University in the city of New York appear to be a safe school. Then I think to myself, well if I don’t pay much attention to sexual assault survivors then I don’t have to report their cases and then it’ll seem that we don’t have many instances of sexual assault. Then I go to bed (but not before cursing spiderman, my arch nemesis).