Barnard Free and For Sale

Mark Prusakowski 

 

Columbia University Sweatshirt

cusweatshirt

$25

Only worn once; publicly ridiculed

 

 

Glass Ceiling (broken)

$15

 

 

Can of Whoop-Ass

whoopace$10

Open away from face in direction of nearest misogynist

 

 

List of Phone Numbers from 20 Columbia Frat Boys

FREE

I just need to get rid of this

 

 

Gender Pronoun Buttons

genderpronounbadge

Sold in Bulk- $4 per pound

 

 

Colombian Coffee

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$8

Warning: Extremely bitter and overly pretentious (heh-hem)

 

 

NYPD Riot Baton

nypdriotbaton

$20

Please don’t ask me where I got this

 

Bootleg Hamilton Ticket

hamiltonbootleg.png$200

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