Columbia is a college of many lines. Whether it be the wait for overcooked ferris noodles or the hypnotically straight bars in front of your John Jay window, there are all sorts of lines to be found. Regardless of where on campus we find lines, or what these lines are, one thing is certain: Jester can help you cross them.
Geometric / Architectural Lines
The most obvious lines are, well, lines. Remember that there are no uneven angles or pesky structural pillars in your Harmony suite that can’t be crossed off with a sledgehammer.
The best way to cross this one is to hook up with the staff and forego the line altogether. The same applies to Ferris lines.
John Jay Elevator
What is the john jay elevator but a vertical line? How do you avoid it. Never leave your single. Or just take the stairs.
Lines Between Truth and Fiction
Here at Columbia, the line is very very faint.
Walking in a Straight Line to Class
Walk instead in a circle from your dorm to 5 guys and back.
Difficult not to cross
Lines between CC and Barnard
See: crossing the street
Lines of cocaine
If you come across this line, you’ve probably already crossed it.
Lick your finger, touch her shirt, and say “how bout you and me get out of these wet clothes?”