Senior Bullshit Profile: Tom MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod

Name: Tom MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod

Name on seekingarrangement.com: VitaminDBag

Favourite STD: Gonnorherpasyphillaids

BDSM Safeword: Smegma

Do you believe that the Marching Band should storm Butler 209? 

En Masse

Describe your greatest fantasy involving Columbia University.

Re-filming the Ghostbusters movie with Tom Hardy and Tom Hiddleston as every role.

What would you fill Suzanne Goldberg’s office with?

Literally all of the sex toys.
How many members of the Columbia Wrestling Team have called you “fish pussy”?
Exactly three.
What do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?

 I regret not fornicating with the statue of Alma Mater.

Who do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?
Giving the Columbia Lion a boner.
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