Name: Sara Wright
Name on seekingarrangement.com: Flute Mama
Favourite STD: Wut
BDSM Safeword: Banana
Do you believe that the Marching Band should storm Butler 209?
Describe your greatest fantasy involving Columbia University.
Probably something involving Hartley blue bins and fire
What would you fill Suzanne Goldberg’s office with?
How many members of the Columbia Wrestling Team have called you “fish pussy”?
They’re still here?
Who do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?