Name: Sara Wright
Name on seekingarrangement.com: Flute Mama
Favourite STD: Wut
BDSM Safeword: Banana
Do you believe that the Marching Band should storm Butler 209?
Absolutely
Describe your greatest fantasy involving Columbia University.
Probably something involving Hartley blue bins and fire
What would you fill Suzanne Goldberg’s office with?
Confetti
How many members of the Columbia Wrestling Team have called you “fish pussy”?
They’re still here?
What do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?
Exploring the tunnels
Who do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?
A professor (so typical I know)
