Senior Bullshit Profile: Sara Wright

 

Name: Sara Wright

Name on seekingarrangement.com: Flute Mama

Favourite STD: Wut

BDSM Safeword: Banana

Do you believe that the Marching Band should storm Butler 209? 

Absolutely

Describe your greatest fantasy involving Columbia University.

Probably something involving Hartley blue bins and fire

What would you fill Suzanne Goldberg’s office with?

Confetti

How many members of the Columbia Wrestling Team have called you “fish pussy”?

They’re still here?

What do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?
Exploring the tunnels

Who do you regret not doing during your time at Columbia?

A professor (so typical I know)
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