While we were all laughing at former President George W. Bush’s dalliances with his rain poncho during the inauguration of the 45th president, Bush was one step ahead of all of us, as usual.
You see, this rain poncho is actually a portal to another world, and this second world is owned by nobody: it’s called No Man’s Land. Bush was very nervous about a potential orange presidency, and thus decided that he needed to find an escape. So he used his strategery to develop a secret portal into an alternate universe and to forever escape the nastiness of Trump.
But as with portals to alternate universes, things didn’t go quite like he had planned, and he ended up spending most of the fateful day struggling to execute the daring escape. Let’s zoom in on these images to get an understanding of what’s really going on here.
By: Michelle Goff