Molester for President

God bless America, land of the free and the brave and stupid. Pussy grabbers of the world unite! He did it! He beat the woman who stepped out of her kitchen and showed her her place in this world. Who gave women the right to vote anyway? They have started believing that they are equal to men. Just look at them! Showing off their fancy college degrees, supporting families, and building careers. Disgusting. The founding fathers of this great country would never have stood for it, just like the penises of today refuse to suck up their ego and stand up for a pussy-owner president. That’s not how the world works. That’s not how it should work.

Madam President, go back to baking cookies. Your qualifications terrify this country so much that even complete economic and social collapse is more palatable than your shit. You should just aopseiuraiwefdhkjzdsyfzu idhrjwker hzsiodhcdhv dkfj dioaudr I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS SHIT. CARY, THIS IS MY RESIGNATION. KIND OF. BECAUSE YOU DON’T PAY ME. BECAUSE I’M A WOMAN. BECAUSE I SHOULDN’T HAVE OPINIONS. AND BECAUSE NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE. NOT REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS OR EQUALITY OR PEACE OR INTELLIGENCE OR TIC-TACS AND OMFG WHY WOULD HE TAKE AWAY THE TIC-TACS HOW DOES HE EXPECT OUR MOUTHS TO SMELL GOOD WHEN WE DO WHAT WE WERE DESTINED TO DO- LIE FLAT ON OUR BACKS WHILST BAKING CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH SKITTLES IN THEM? OMG LIFE’S OVER.

SIGNING OFF.

PUSSY

By: Supriya Ambwani

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