Dispatch from the Front Lines of Midterm Season

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:45 am 308 Pupin

OH shit oh shit oh shit oh shit. CRAAPPPP why did I not study for this test? What the hell was I thinking? There’s no way in hell that I can pull this out of my ass. You schedules midterms this early in the morning anyway? Who do these people think they are? Why are they making me do this? I don’t even need this class for my major. I shouldn’t be here I don’t belong here.

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:48 am 308 Pupin

Buzzzzzz. Buzzzz. Buzz buzz buzz buzz. Buzz buzz. Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzzzzz buzz. Buzzzzzzzz.

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:49 am 308 Pupin

HOLY FUCK I CAN’T DO THIS IS THAT A BEE I SHIT YOU NOT I AM ALLERGIC TO BEES.

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:50 am 308 Pupin

BUZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ buz BUZZ

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:51 am 308 Pupin

Wait a second this is perfect! If I get stung by a bee, I could die yes, but I would get out of this test and would have the teacher’s sympathy and he’ll probably just let me pass for being here alone—that or I’ll pass either way since I’ll pass out. What a great idea. COME HERE BEE!

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:53 am 308 Pupin

Buzz. Buzz buzz buzz? Buzz buzzzzzzzzzz buzz buzz buzz sugar buzz buzz buzzzz.

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:53 am 308 Pupin

I got it! Lemme just swat at him and he’ll have to come at me. COME HERE YOU LITTLE BUGGER

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:54 am 308 Pupin

Buzz you little bastard you buzz buzz buzzzzz buzzzzzz

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:55 am 308 Pupin

BUZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZ STING BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZ– —

Monday, October 24, 2016 8:56 am 308 Pupin

OH FUCK YES OH FUCK NO OH SHIT THAT MOTHERFUCKER HURT LIKE A BITCH OH IMMA GET THAT LIT– —

This has been a PSA for murder-suicides around midterm and finals season. Please, respect the bees, respect yourself.

By: Cat Gioino

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