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Trapped on Butler Roof!
Ethan Widell 10-05-17, 3:00 PM If you are reading this, I am dead. I have been trapped on the roof…
Where is Masturbation Okay?
Andrew Schur Masturbation, simply put, is the ultimate act of self indulgence. Harshly put, it is a selfish act. Following…
What is the centerpiece of Columbia?
Tanmay Khandelwal What is the centerpiece of Columbia? Is it the low steps? Nah, that’s for tardies Alma Mater? No,…
A (Un)Comprehensive List of Birth Control Used by Columbia And Barnard Students
Supriya Ambwani & Ethan Widell Columbia Health conducted a massive, university-wide study of birth control methods employed by Columbia and…
UGA Transfer Applicants – Insight Questions (max. 500 words)
Sean Rafferty UGA Transfer Applicants – Insight Questions (max. 500 words) … Describe the most significant challenge you have faced…
Barnard Free and For Sale
Mark Prusakowski Columbia University Sweatshirt $25 Only worn once; publicly ridiculed Glass Ceiling (broken) $15 …
Trump’s Visit to Barnard
Andrew Schur With a campaign strategy consisting of pussy grabs and tic tacs, Trump decided he would fit right in…
What Is Barnard?
Michelle Goff This year, Columbia’s Class of 2018 will graduate. Many of its members will learn about an ominous secret…
Idioms for Dummies
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