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A Recycling PSA from Your Neighborhood Religious Gun Group: Different Uses for Your Used Condom
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What Happens at a White Supremacist Rally?
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The Blonde Effect
Andrew Schur | A Friday night, a writing workshop, sitting on a stool staring at the back of a girl’s…
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Shreyas Manohar | Here is Shreyas Manohar reading out an excerpt from the story live at the New York edition…
Professors Really Taking Advantage of Guns Given to them by the Trump Administration
Catherina Gioino | Just weeks after the Trump administration announced their idea to give guns to teachers, they quietly shipped…
How to Gentrify a Neighbourhood
Supriya Ambwani | Comrades, Gentrification is the greatest gift we have given to the poor. I shudder to think about…
Hamilton Professors Adopt MTA Rush Hour Practice
Catherina Gioino | Seeing how students pack up earlier than their dismissal, professors in Hamilton have taken it upon themselves…
From The Notes of Misguided Young Men about the Fathers of the Misguided Young Women They Used to Sleep With
Sean Rafferty | No. 17: “Peter Peterson’s Gallery of Life-Didn’t-Turn-Out-Quite-How-I-Expected” Her dad was an artist. But more accurately, he was…
