Mark Prusakowski Valentine’s Day may have come and gone, but we all know that one person who still can’t seem…
My break Was Impressive Too!
Ethan Widell We returned to school recently to find a campus teeming with interesting stories of winter vacation adventures. Indeed,…
The State of the Confederacy
Ethan Widell A life-sized cardboard cutout of Robert E. Lee made an appearance last Saturday evening after it was invited…
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We’re smart. But we’re also tired, stressed, sleep-deprived, overly caffeinated, horny lil buggers. So we came up with the perfect…
Notes From a Shithole Country
Supriya Ambwani Day 1 I left the airport in a car. There are roads in this country. There were…
A Day in the Life
Andrew Schur Does it strike you as odd that from a recent survey only 18% of females at Columbia believed…
Which is Better: Nazis or Rape?
Euslace Wiley It’s a tricky question, and one that we at Jester have worked hard over our many years of…
The Suzanne Goldberg Guide to Rape
Supriya Ambwani Suzanne Goldberg is a lawyer who is ostensibly an expert on the sex and the gays. She, like…
Contemplate Your Life Span
Catherina Gioino Contemplate Your Life Span Also Known As: Commitments Reality Check Why should I even go to this school?…
I Chose Columbia Because I Didn’t Want to Go to a Football School
Catherina Gioino With the Columbia football team winning all five games it’s played this season, it’s time we face…
