Trapped on Butler Roof!

Ethan Widell 10-05-17, 3:00 PM If you are reading this, I am dead. I have been trapped on the roof…

Where is Masturbation Okay?

Andrew Schur Masturbation, simply put, is the ultimate act of self indulgence. Harshly put, it is a selfish act. Following…

Barnard Free and For Sale

Mark Prusakowski    Columbia University Sweatshirt $25 Only worn once; publicly ridiculed     Glass Ceiling (broken) $15    …

Trump’s Visit to Barnard

Andrew Schur With a campaign strategy consisting of pussy grabs and tic tacs, Trump decided he would fit right in…

What Is Barnard?

Michelle Goff This year, Columbia’s Class of 2018 will graduate. Many of its members will learn about an ominous secret…